Prison Vs Job

Prison Vs Job

IN PRISON    you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

AT WORK       you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle .. 


IN PRISON    you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK       you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it          yourself .

IN PRISON     you get time off for good behavior. 

AT WORK        you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. 

IN PRISON      a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you .. 

AT WORK        you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON     you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK       you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON     you get your own toilet .

AT WORK       you have to share .

IN PRISON      they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK        you can not even speak to your family and friends. 

IN PRISON      all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. 

AT WORK        You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.