Prision v/s office

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IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

AT WORK  
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..


IN PRISON  
you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .


IN PRISON   
you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. 


IN PRISON  
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .


IN PRISON  
you can watch TV and play games

AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON 
they allow your family and
friends to visit.

AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.



IN PRISON    
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.  



Humm? 

Which Sounds Better?


So what are you waiting for..............................:)

Replies (7)
prison main sabhi kuchh milta hai, but self respect bhi kuchh chij hoti hai jo human ko confidencd deti hai

ohhhhhh!!!!!!!! nice ..............keep sharing

Oh god! CA students(harish) can't even cramp a joke! Mercy

Very Funny !! :D

@ vaibhav.......hey yaar very true,thxx for commenting all of u

:D


 

very funny.......... 


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