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Prime Minister is useless ( Joke)

Humour 902 views 8 replies
एक बार एक आम आदमी जोर-जोर से चिल्ला रहा था, 


'प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है '
 

पुलिस के एक सिपाही ने सुना और उसकी गर्दन पकड़ कर दो रसीद किए और बोला, 'चल थाने, प्रधानमंत्री की बेइज्ज़ती करता है?' 



वह बोला, 'साहब मैं तो कह रहा था कि फ़्रांस का प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है' 



यह सुनकर सिपाही ने दो और लगाए और बोला, 'हमें बेवक़ूफ़ बनता है! क्या हमें नहीं पता कि कहां का प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है।' 

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(¨`·.·´¨) Always

`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep

(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!

`·.¸.·´

Replies (8)

Do you now  Know how to put Your Mobile Phone in Manmohan Singh Mode?

nice one bt reality also.....

our mobile is always in Manmohan Singh Mode......

... Just press # button of our mob....  i named my  silent profile  "MMS".

Originally posted by : Anand Pardeshi

nice one bt reality also.....



Can any one translate in English...!

Indians to Moon..
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100. And we have a reservation policy for it also.

Funny But Reality Also.....


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