Post jokes on life of a ca student

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pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Hassi ke Phuware

Any person who reads this article wether wholly or partially, posts jokes, PJs or by whatever name called, the person shall be exempt from another attempt.

Page1, joke1

Headline on orkut profile of a ca student:

Before exams - "Majboot student, nirnayak marks"

After Exams- "Life-A Debt"

Joke 2

Do u know currently many cement comanies are looking for CA students as the brand ambassador-Why?

Ek chotti si jaan ghar se office and vice versa daily dhake khata hain, senior ka gussa sunta hain, ghar mein dant khata hain, khane ke naam par kachra khata hain;sardi,dhoop,barish,andhi,toofan ho phir bhi woh chalta jaata hain, chalta jaata hain.

Replies (37)

Piyush Dadhich

Job

34 Points Joined June 2008

good one

Guest

Achha hai

pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Page 1 , Joke 3

Why is IT Training in our course???

They are result of our sins in previous life.

Ankur Garg

Company Secretary and Compliance Officer

114788 Points Joined January 2009

good one

Aditya Maheshwari

CA in Practice

35867 Points Joined June 2009

Where there is a will there is a way after November there is May.

pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Page1, Joke 4

This Song is dedicated to a CA student:-

Main pal do pal ka article hoon,

Pal do pal meri training hain,

Pal do Pal meri CA hain,

Pal Do Pal meri coaching hain.

Mujh se pehle kitne article, aaye aur aakar chalaygaye

Kuch training mein dum tood gaye,

Kuch coaching chodkar chalegaye,

Woh bhi is pal ka kissa the, mein bhi is pal ka kissa hoon,

Mein bhi CA chood doonga woh aaj tumhara hissa hoon.

Main Pal do pal....................

Kal aur aayenge mujhse behtar CA karne waale, tum se bhetar kaam karane waale,

Kal koi yaad kare mujhko,

Kyun yaad kare mujhko,

yeh corporate zamana mere liye kyun waqt apna barbaad kare.

Main pal do pal....................

pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Page 1 , Joke5

May,08

Papa FCA (Future CA) bete se-How were ur exams?

Beta- Acually in these i wanted to feel the pressure only, so that to give next attempt coolly

Nov,08

Papa- What abt this attempt

Beta- Actually in these I wanted know the pattern, so that to prepare for next accordingly

June,09

Beta - This time i was serious but paper was out of syllabus

Nov,09

Papa - Now What?

Beta - I have realised that this field is not for, I am going for MBA

Moral - Be positive

Ankit Jain

Student

506 Points Joined September 2008

Originally posted by :pulkit gupta
"	Page 1 , Joke5 May,08 Papa FCA (Future CA) bete se-How were ur exams? Beta- Acually in these i wanted to feel the pressure only, so that to give next attempt coolly Nov,08 Papa- What abt this attempt Beta- Actually in these I wanted know the pattern, so that to prepare for next accordingly June,09 Beta - This time i was serious but paper was out of syllabus Nov,09 Papa - Now What? Beta - I have realised that this field is not for, I am going for MBA Moral - Be positive	"good

pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Common guys please share ur jokes(grief)

pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Joke-6.........

As soon as u get answer sheets kindly write the following lines:-

Is sheet par likhe gaye saare answer kalpnik hain, Jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambadh nahi hain. Agar aisa hota hain to yeh matar ek samjhogh samja jayega.

Pramod Agarwal

CA & CS

146 Points Joined May 2008

nice..

N.Naveena Maheswara Rao

Assistant manager for accounts

1096 Points Joined February 2009

nice posts

pulkit gupta

CA final student

160 Points Joined January 2008

Page 2 , Joke 7............

A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an article and we're looking for a suitable stone."