Post jokes on life of a ca student

Page 2 , Joke 8............

An auditor is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.  "Doctor, I just can't get sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend many hours trying to find it."

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GOOD ONE

Story of a struggling CA Student........

Main Matric mein tha, wo matric me thi...

Main +2 mein tha, wo +2 me thi...

Main CA mein a gaya, wo BA me thi...

Main CA mein tha, wo MA me thi...

Main CA mein tha, wo Phd. me thi...

Aaj uski shaadi hai, or mera CA ka paper hai...

 What is CA?

CPT: ALPENLIEBE- ji lalchaye, raha na jaye

PCC:MENTOS- dimag ki batti jala de

ARTICLES:KINETIC- sabki hawa nikal de

FINAL:CHLORMINT- dobara mat puuchna...!!

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Page 2 , Joke 9............

5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
500000 Rules
A normal human being can’t bear it.
The remaining abnormals are called
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS. ….

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nice forum.

online cpr

kangalal

paarthalum

puriyadu!!

kaigalil eduthalum theriyadu!

yosithalum varadhu!!

idhu enna kaadhala!!

illai..

enga c.a question paper!!!

Hw will a CA propose?

In my opinion and to the best of my knowledge ur character reveals true and fair personality of a human being. I hereby certify you to be my beloved

Page 3, Joke 10.....

4 Saal,

3 Ladai (exam),

18 Dushman (paper),

1 Tank (President),

36 Goliyan (articleship)

aur

1 Akela jabaz

Be proud to be a CA student.

Ek Doctor aur Ek CA ki maut ho jathi hai,

Yamraj Doctor ko 10 sal aur CA ko 7 sal ki narakwas ki saza dete hain,

Doctor: Ise mujhse kam kyu

Yamraj: Isne 3 saal ARTICLESHIP ki hain.....!