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Humour 811 views 5 replies
Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?

Gadha: Apple khaane

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
 

 
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ganeshji mouse leke bhag jate the.....



An Elephant meets an Ant!!


On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!


Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .


Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.


Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

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Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA

 
 
 
 
 
Replies (5)

 interesting

Thanxxxxxxx.....

very nice

he he he

ha ha ha..


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