Santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Santa replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I’m trying to Cry But Tears are Not Coming out.
What to do?
Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband’s cheque book.
What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE – In both case you feel “aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta”
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die, I want you to marry Santa.”
“Santa! But he is your enemy!”
“Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.”
Once Stupid entered a cyber cafe to check his mails. It was crowded so he had to wait. As he waited he saw a man checking his mails. He stood behind him and watched. The man typed his password and was waiting when Stupid cried out "Yes, yes I know your password. I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Stupid replied “Five stars."
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?
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