Not laugh!!!!!!!! Please

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Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

 

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and  he is eating the cake I prepared.

Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or  Ambulance...?!

 

 

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Originally posted by :Mukesh Rawal
"
 
   Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me compliment?
 

Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
  

 

 
Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

 
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and  he is eating the cake I prepared.
Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or  Ambulance...?!
 
 
"


 

nice jokes........

Really good jokes Mukesh.

gud one !!!!

great jokes.........................

Good

gud jokes....

 haha..good..

good

 

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