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nice joke

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Bush And Powell

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
 
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
 
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
 
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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"

nice one yaar

Originally posted by :Milan Somani
" The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?" "

ESEY KAHTE HAI PADHAI ME DOOB JANA----------------------------------------------------------

Good One for refresh the mind.

 Good 

Once there was a interview for appointment of  Fresh CAs . The Interviewer asked question to many CAs That what would be result of 2+2, Most of the CAs replied that 4. But one of the Fresh CAs replied that how many u required ?

second one rocks....

Originally posted by :Milan Somani
" The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?" "

 

ha ha ha ha


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