nice joke

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Sumit Jain

4760 Points Joined January 2009

Bush And Powell

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"

Sumit Jain

4760 Points Joined January 2009

nice one yaar

shailesh agarwal

professional accountant

7647 Points Joined September 2008

Originally posted by :Milan Somani
"	The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"	"

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CA Pankaj Khandelwal

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

95 Points Joined June 2008

Good One for refresh the mind.

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth

C.A.Final (New) ICWAI FINAL (New)

11269 Points Joined November 2008

Good

Om Prakash Singh

CA-FINAL STUDENT VARANASI

370 Points Joined August 2007

Once there was a interview for appointment of Fresh CAs . The Interviewer asked question to many CAs That what would be result of 2+2, Most of the CAs replied that 4. But one of the Fresh CAs replied that how many u required ?

Tharish V

Student

988 Points Joined July 2008

second one rocks....

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Originally posted by :Milan Somani
"	The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"	"

ha ha ha ha