Newton's in Romantic Mood

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Universal law of Love:

 

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
 

 

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First law of Love:

 

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
 

 

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Second law of Love:

 

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
 

 

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Third law of Love:

 

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

 


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good one...

old one but gud........

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