News Headlines in 2025 [Very Funny]

POLITICS

• President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi.
• Fight in Parliament to grab the next seat beside newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat, Sherlyn Chopra and Rakhi Sawant.
• Mayawati all set to install her 10,000 statue in UP Assembly.
• Jayalalitha and Karunanidhi signed a 100 years deal to rotate power in Tamil Nadu every 2 years.
• Raj Thackrey and his supporters fighting for a separate state for Marathi manoos. All set to form 76th Indian state.

• Dhoom-17 ready for release.
• Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
• Mein to ab bhi jawan hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.
• After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of 'Paa' .
• Amitabh's new movie with Shahrukh Khan's daughter 'Ek aur Nishabdh'.
• Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 111 yrs.
• A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya.

• I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
• Lalit Modi to inagurate IPL Season-20 next week.
• Jayasuriya celebrated his 56th birthday with a century against Australia in a T20 match.
• Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st round after losing to South Korea.
• Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV serial where he plays the Host, the Guest & the Ghost.

• Maruti launches its new Hovercraft 'SX-25'. Toyota to follow.
• Hyundai launches its new car i420.
• TRAI to add another 2 digits to mobile numbers. New numbers would soon have 20 digits.
• Intel launched its latest processor Intel Core10 Trio.

• Petrol Rs. 900 / ltr.
• Gold touched all time high 1,00,000 mark per 10 grams.
• Temperature set to touch 60°C mark in summer this year.
• Govt subsidized vegetables by 50%. Subsidized onion to cost Rs.200 per kg.
• Textile industry incurred loses of Rs.1,000 crores. Ministry blames bollywood actress.