GAUTAM GAMBHIR: I will stop dreaming about CAPTAINCY.

VIRAT KOHLI: I will work on my VOCABULARY and ADD more ABUSES to MC BC. I don’t want to get typecast.

SACHIN TENDULKAR: I will BUY the TOSHIBA LED TV and watch where the BALL will MOVE after PITCHING to stop getting BOWLED.

CHETESHWAR PUJARA: I will stop LEARNING about how to BUILD a WALL.

RAVINDRA JADEJA: I will stop making these TRIPLE centuries. People have mistaken me for a test player, may affect my IPL PRICE.

YUVRAJ SINGH: I will look for some more LIFE THREATENING DISEASES to SURVIVE and get me in the TEAM.

MS DHONI: I will force BCCI to make me the PITCH CURATOR at all INDIAN and if possible FOREIGN VENUES too.

ISHANT SHARMA: Since PONTING has RETIRED, I should think about my RETIREMENT too.

ROHIT SHARMA: I will PAY some TALENT HUNT SHOWS to FIND my TALENT.

MANOJ TIWARY: I will ASK BCCI to provide some CHAIRS, got a BACKACHE by sitting in BENCHES.

SREESANTH: I will STOP playing CRICKET and START a DANCING CAREER.

HARBHAJAN SINGH: I will make AMENDS with SYMONDS and go FISHING with him.

R ASHWIN: I will quit BOWLING and APPLY for an OPENING BATSMAN'S SLOT.

SURESH RAINA: I will APPLY for a PERMANENT CITIZENSHIP of BANGLADESH, I hope they have a PLACE for me in their TEAM.

ZAHEER KHAN: I will RETIRE from CRICKET and get SETTLED :P