New humorous shayaris

 

kehte hain ke ishq mein neend ud jaati hai,
kehte hain ke ishq mein neend ud jaati hai,
kambakht humse bhi koi ishq kare,
exams sir pe hain aur neend bahut aati hai

 

 

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tyar ho gya,
1 teacher ko Pappu ki girlfriend se pyar ho gya,
Bas ab tabhi se Pappu ka dil udas ho gya,
Class ke sabhi bache fail ho gaye aur Pappu pass ho gya.

 

 

Teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadam aaj ke baad,
Kyunki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsat aane ke baad.

 

 

Unho Ne Dekha Hame Tirchee Najar Se

 To Hum Madhosh Hogaye,

Jab Pata Chala Ki Unke Nain He Tirche Hai

To Hum Behosh Hogaye.

 

 

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!

Yaar Tumhe Tumhari Mom Ne Kitna Complain Pilaya???

 

 

The Best One-

 

“Maa”Ke Anchal Mein Sone Ka Sukh Agli Pidi Nahi Le Payegi

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 Kyo?

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Kyoki

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Jeans Pahnne Wali Maa Anchal Kaha Se Layegi.

Replies (6)

VERY GOOD                                                           

NICE..............................

Very funny

Hello sir i dont like any such type of thought om Mom.

I think u r agree with me

Rahul Sharma - This is not a thought, it is just a joke. So, please keep your critics aside and enjoy (obviosuly, if you want to). No offence with whomsoever concerned.

GREAT IT IS A TRUTH BECAUSE OF NEW  WESTERN CULTURE

Rahul Sharma : It seems you are not mature.

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