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My mail of the day

Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

16 September 2011  

 

 Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.


Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience
 : The name men give to their mistakes.



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C.A. Sandeep Wawhal

C.A. Sandeep Wawhal (CA, PGDFM, BCom) (1831 Points)
Replied 16 September 2011

NICE SHARING .......

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Anjaly.P.A

Anjaly.P.A ( Article( CA Final)) (221 Points)
Replied 16 September 2011

Nice...


GAUTAM DEY

GAUTAM DEY (Be Patient, Live Life) (17309 Points)
Replied 16 September 2011

Originally posted by : SANDEEP R. WAWHAL

NICE SHARING .......

Ateeq

Ateeq (CA - Final) (218 Points)
Replied 19 September 2011

Superb********


Shinto.Raphel.T

Shinto.Raphel.T (articled assistant) (34 Points)
Replied 01 June 2012

absolutily interesting...

 


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CA.kaya

CA.kaya (Chartered accountant) (3990 Points)
Replied 01 June 2012

thanks for sharing geeta mam

Rajveerjeet

Rajveerjeet (CA, CS) (78 Points)
Replied 01 June 2012

I would hv given u a hug....what an excellent piece of writting..... I love you mam....!

Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)
Replied 02 June 2012

Thank to all.


niraj.kedia

niraj.kedia (ca finalist) (42 Points)
Replied 02 June 2012

Superb..........



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