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Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

16 September 2011  

 

 Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.


Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.


Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.


Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience
 : The name men give to their mistakes.



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Sandeep Wawhal

Sandeep Wawhal (Chartered Accountant PGDFM BCom.)   (1782 Points)
Replied 16 September 2011

NICE SHARING .......

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Anjaly.P.A

Anjaly.P.A ( Article( CA Final)) (221 Points)
Replied 16 September 2011

Nice...


GAUTAM DEY

GAUTAM DEY (Be Patient, Live Life) (17304 Points)
Replied 16 September 2011

Originally posted by : SANDEEP R. WAWHAL

NICE SHARING .......

Ateeq

Ateeq (CA - Final) (213 Points)
Replied 19 September 2011

Superb********


Shinto.Raphel.T

Shinto.Raphel.T (articled assistant) (34 Points)
Replied 01 June 2012

absolutily interesting...

 


CA.kaya

CA.kaya (Chartered accountant) (3990 Points)
Replied 01 June 2012

thanks for sharing geeta mam

Rajveerjeet

Rajveerjeet (CA, CS) (78 Points)
Replied 01 June 2012

I would hv given u a hug....what an excellent piece of writting..... I love you mam....!

Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)
Replied 02 June 2012

Thank to all.


niraj.kedia

niraj.kedia (ca finalist) (42 Points)
Replied 02 June 2012

Superb..........



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