Mother's Advice to Son

A mother eager to teach her small son good manners told him one day to offer his seat to any lady if he finds one standing in the bus.
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A few days later the son came back and complained to his mother that a lady had slapped him in the bus to whom he had offered his seat.
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Mother: How insolent these ladies have become now a days...
by the way where were you sitting, son
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Son: On father's lap...