Monkey in the Plane [jke]

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Monkey in the Plane [jke]






Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply.



The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.









Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Tying their belts"

Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Checking the system"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Looking for my people"



Officer: "After 20' minutes what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"

Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Serving the travelers"

Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Handling the steering"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Eating & throwing"



Officer: "After 40 minutes what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"

Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Make up"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Handling the steering"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Nothing"



Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "All were sleeping"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"

Officer: What were you doing?

Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !



No more Questions!!!
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On 19 December 2009 at 22:23 Report
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Posted on 19 December 2009

gud one

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On 19 December 2009 at 22:40
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Posted on 19 December 2009

hahaha

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On 19 December 2009 at 23:50
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3128 Points Posted on 20 December 2009

i think i shud become monkey...

 

atleast i can gv smile..

 

lol

 

Adarsh

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On 20 December 2009 at 00:22
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260 Points Posted on 20 December 2009

What a intellegent Monkey !

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On 20 December 2009 at 15:01
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175 Points Posted on 20 December 2009

good one

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On 20 December 2009 at 21:34
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2106 Points Posted on 20 December 2009

intelligent monkey

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On 20 December 2009 at 21:43
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Posted on 21 December 2009

funny

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On 21 December 2009 at 13:29

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