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Meri Awaaj Suno

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Rajesh

Service

7576 Points Posted on 13 April 2011

Meri Awaaj Suno

Lady Teacher: Aaj Tum Late Kyun aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai..
Fir Deri Kyun Ki.

Kid: Madam, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kia Karo
Log Galat Samjhte Hain...

Are Hame To Apno Ne Luta,
Gairo Me Kahan Dum Tha.
Meri Haddi Wahan Tuti,
Jahan Hospital Bandh Tha.
Mujhe Jis Ambulence Mein Dala,
Uss main Petrol Kam Tha.
Mujhe Rikshe Me Isliye Bithaya,
Kyon Ki Uska Kiraya Kum Tha.
Mujhe Doctron Ne Uthaya,
Nurso Me Kahan Dum Tha.
Muje Jis Bed Per Letaya,
Uske Niche Bum Tha.
Muje To Bum Se Udaya,
Goli Me Kahan Dum Tha.
Mujhe Sadak Main Dafnaya,
Kyon Ke Kabristan Mein Function tha.

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Pravasjha

Admin Asst

29 Points Posted on 13 April 2011

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