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3316 Points Joined March 2007

Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic

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On 22 December 2008 at 15:23 Report
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B. COM (H) CA & CS Final
5484 Points Joined December 2007

Very true.

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On 22 December 2008 at 15:25
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it is really true

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On 22 December 2008 at 15:31
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3316 Points Joined March 2007

Thanks friends

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On 22 December 2008 at 15:49
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Practicing CA
1394 Points Joined June 2008

nice one

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On 22 December 2008 at 15:51
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Student
944 Points Joined October 2008

very nice, and seems true also.

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On 22 December 2008 at 16:59
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Audit Team Member
1584 Points Joined July 2008

 good one

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On 22 December 2008 at 17:13
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ACMA (in Service)
5073 Points Joined September 2007

very nice

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On 22 December 2008 at 21:14
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Student
988 Points Joined July 2008
best post among those i have seen.. Hilarious.. This really is reqd.
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On 03 March 2009 at 19:56
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NICE

 

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On 03 March 2009 at 22:01
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CA Final
40 Points Joined February 2009

Ekdum sahi...

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On 04 March 2009 at 00:27

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