me and mah boss

CA Akshay Kumar Mishra (Chartered Accountant ) (1784 Points)

26 September 2010  

me *and* ma boss

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When I take a long time to
finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough,
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he
is busy,

When I do something without
being told, I am trying to be
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am
apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, you're
an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I
am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the
office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I
am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must
be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never
When I do wrong, he never