May god helps you...

Once upon a time three MBA guys were walking through the woods 
and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river.  
But they desperately had to get to the other side.  But how, 
with such a raging torrent?  


The first MBA guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord:  

“Lord, please give me the
 strength to cross this river! " 


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*


The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs.  Now he could 
swim across the river.It took him about two hours and he almost 
drowned several times. 


BUT… he was successful! 




The second MBA guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: 


“Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools
to cross this river!”


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*




The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river 
despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.


BUT… he was successful! 




The third MBA guy who observed all this kneeled down and prayed: 


“Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the 
intelligence to cross this river!”


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*


The Lord converted the MBA guy into an Accountant.  
He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge. 




Moral?


You have to be an CA to think intelligent, Otherwise…


GOD HELPS YOU !