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Marwadi: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 2 Marwadi on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ??? 3 Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! 4 Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Marwadi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Ghusse se poocha : mercedez kion nahi di? Sheikh:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay 5 Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye". Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .. Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale . 6 Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. 7 Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga 8 Titanic K Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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