OLD ONES, BUT STILL---------
# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde Gaye to khana free.
# Seen outside a caretakers shop in Mahim, Mumbai:
When you drop dead......drop in!
# Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Mumbai:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be old.....
THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.'
- Indian Army. –
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