Marketing Concepts

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I read in a magazine found it interesting. This is not to hurt anyone's feeling.So kindly read in easy going and express your views.

You saw a gorgeous girl in a party and walh straight to her and propose him - That is DIRECT  MARKETING.

If you ask your friend to make her convince for you - That's ADVERTISING

You saw  a gorgeous girl and propose her and she introduces you to her husband. That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.

You see a gorgeous girl and open door for her and pick her bag after she drops it. Then offer aride and on way propose her. That's PUBLIC RELATION.

You saw a gorgeous girl and propose her and in turn she gave a toght slap. It's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

You saw a gorgeous girl and walk up to her and before you say a word she tourns her face towards you---------She is your wife ! That's COMPETITION EATING YOUR MARKET SHARE.

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Oh.......... nobody read it or nobody found its humourous. Its amazing.

 

You saw a gorgeous girl and propose her and in turn she gave a toght slap. It's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

You saw a gorgeous girl and walk up to her and before you say a word she tourns her face towards you---------She is your wife ! That's COMPETITION EATING YOUR MARKET SHARE.

Abhishek its really nice Buddy

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