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Man + Woman = Donkey

Suman Kumar Verma

Suman Kumar Verma (Practicing CMA) (1300 Points)

03 May 2011  
This is the best I have read in a LONG time
 
Equation 1
 
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
 
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
 
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
 
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 2
 
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
 
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
 
In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
 
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
 
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
 
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
 
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
 
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
 
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
 
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
 
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
 
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!


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DIVYA PINCHA

DIVYA PINCHA (ASSISTANT MANAGER:MERCHANT BANKING)   (537 Points)
Replied 03 May 2011

Awesum.....

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Rakesh Dhanuka

Rakesh Dhanuka (Company Secretary) (478 Points)
Replied 03 May 2011

good equations.....:)

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awesome

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CA Khushboo Agrawal

CA Khushboo Agrawal (CA ) (1811 Points)
Replied 06 May 2011

greattttttt


sudhir Chaurasia

sudhir Chaurasia (B.com ca (final) articel)   (83 Points)
Replied 06 May 2011

yaa realy good calculation


CA Parmeshwar Rathi

CA Parmeshwar Rathi (Internal Auditor) (211 Points)
Replied 11 May 2011

WAH SUMAN JI...MAJA AA GAYA....Gr8 post


Nikhil Kothari

Nikhil Kothari (CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories)   (4671 Points)
Replied 12 May 2011

Excellent...:-)



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