Lighter side of Poems........To make U Smile

Roses are red, violets are blue  
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
                                                                   
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too                            
Not in a cage but laughing at you...    
                                           

                 



           
Twinkle Twinkle little star                                                
You should know what you are                                              
And once you know what you are                                            
Mental hospital is not so far.  

                                                                   

           
The rain makes all things beautiful.                                      
The grass and flowers too.                                                
If rain makes all things beautiful                                        
Why doesn't it rain on you?  

                                                                   
                                                                   


         
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                                  
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.                              
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....

I got a heart attack straight away...  

                                                                   

         
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.                                      
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi                                        
HE saw me in dark, HE created light                                        
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.