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SANYAM ARORA (“It's hard to beat a person who never gi) (20173 Points)

11 October 2011

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CA Pallav Singhania (IT System Auditor) (33678 Points)
Replied 11 October 2011

Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.

Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

Conclusion : Men are better friends

CA Pallav Singhania (IT System Auditor) (33678 Points)
Replied 11 October 2011

HEIGHT OF SAVINGS..........

A MARVADI'S HOUSE HAS CAUGHT FIRE AND HE IS GIVING MISSED CALL TO FIRE SERVICE STATION.

CA Pallav Singhania (IT System Auditor) (33678 Points)
Replied 11 October 2011

In a train-

TC to Sadhu :- Kahan jaana hai ?
Sadhu :- Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha !

TC :- Ticket hai ?
Sadhu :- Nahin !

TC :- Chalo !
Sadhu :- Kahan ?
TC :- Jahan Krishn ka janam hua tha !!!