leave Applications.

See , how people write leave Applications.

It's murder of English language ( English speaking person should respect the Hindi otherwise ....... situation of English will be terrible ). But Too Funny.



Just Read It.



The Leave Applications; )





· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:





"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."





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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:





"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."





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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."





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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.."





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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"





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· An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."





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· A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"





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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.."





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· Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."





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· Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."





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· Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".





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· Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."





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· A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle bothwith good experience , I am applying for the post. 





HaHaHaHa :-D :-P


 

Replies (7)

HA HA HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

extreme funny......................mujhe to itni hansi aayi..............cant explain

good one

toooooo goooooooood..........

thanx 4 sharing........!!

thanx sri vidya for sharing ur good jokes i like  last i.e, for leave application it is very jocky

Nice one

Thanks for sharing

Amazing.....very funny applications vidya......thanks 4 sharing

 

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