A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife." Audience was in shock and silence. He added: "She was my mother" (A big round of applause & laughter).

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: Don't Copy, if you can't Paste.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read: 'To my loving wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I have just checked in. How are you and the kids? The place is really nice but I am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. I can‘t
wait to see you."

Have a Gr8 Day!!!!