KANJOOS JOKES,...HAVE FUN,..

Kanjoos Makkhi Choos 
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Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? 
Shopkeeper: 1Rs. 
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? 
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. 
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 
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A Kanjoos on his death time. 
My wife, where r u ? 
Wife:Yes, Im here 
My sons & daughters ru all here? 
Yes, Papa 
Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre 
ka pankha Q khula hay
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1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira 
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me 
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha 
to chilla k bola 
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! 
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Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. 
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. 
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, 
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia. 
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, 
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? 
Arbi:Munna!! 
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay

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A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? 
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. 
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died". 
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! 
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... . 
Sohan Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .
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Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha, 
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy? 
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm
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Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai 
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho 
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
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EK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN 
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA 
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA 
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN 
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA 
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL 
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON 
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Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha 
Aur Has Bhi Raha Tha 
Dost: 
Oye Has Kyun Raha Hai? 
Kanjoos: 
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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