Just for Laughs

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3368 Points Joined March 2009


Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap...............no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..

Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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On 24 July 2011 at 11:28 Report
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CA IPCC
748 Points Joined November 2010

Nice collectin.. thanks for sharing...

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On 24 July 2011 at 12:20
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student
1684 Points Joined May 2009

goood ones

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On 24 July 2011 at 14:35
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Student
1935 Points Joined May 2011

really laughed heartily..thank you.

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On 24 July 2011 at 15:05
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" Simple Living High Thinking "
4117 Points Joined November 2009

very nice collection........

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On 24 July 2011 at 17:06


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