WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT...

Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too.
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Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now...accept my friend request.
Son: You're on Facebook now?
WTF!!!
Dad: What does WTF mean?
Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad.
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Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL
Son: How is that funny, mom?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love...
I'll have to call everyone back and explain!������