You know you work for a Big4 Firm when. ;-)
1. You are referred to as a ‘resource’.
2. You thank the heavens for an early pack-up for the day at 9 pm.
3. Late sitting means 3-4 A.M.
4. You earn well but can’t find the time to visit an ATM.
5. You gain weight and loose hair in an equal proportion.
6. You’ve been ditched by your GF cuz you kept missing your dates on a
consistent basis.
7. Weekends are great pleasure. Atleast you can wear casuals to work u see!
8. You start classifying personal problems as below or above the de-minimus
threshold.
9. Most of your festivals are celebrated with your colleagues at work.
10. You get clueless upon being asked, ‘What time you shall leave today from
work?’
11. You have to fight with your seniors for allowing an off on an official
holiday.
12. The first thing you consider while planning your marriage date is whether
you’d get an off around that time for your marriage or not!
13. You start assessing ‘inherent’ & ‘control’ risk associated with your potential
girlfriend.
14. Your laptop replaces your wife as your ‘Constant lifelong companion’
15. You get to hear this dialog atleast once a day from someone but nothing
happens, ‘Had hai yaar.. Bahot ho gaya.. Main papers daal raha hoon’ (Enough
is enough.. I’m resigning)
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