Just 4 fun

Akash (CA Final Article Assistant)   (1671 Points)

29 July 2011  

You know you work for a Big4 Firm when. ;-) 





1. You are referred to as a ‘resource’. 



2. You thank the heavens for an early pack-up for the day at 9 pm. 



3. Late sitting means 3-4 A.M. 



4. You earn well but can’t find the time to visit an ATM. 



5. You gain weight and loose hair in an equal proportion. 



6. You’ve been ditched by your GF cuz you kept missing your dates on a 

consistent basis. 



7. Weekends are great pleasure. Atleast you can wear casuals to work u see! 



8. You start classifying personal problems as below or above the de-minimus 

threshold. 



9. Most of your festivals are celebrated with your colleagues at work. 



10. You get clueless upon being asked, ‘What time you shall leave today from 

work?’ 



11. You have to fight with your seniors for allowing an off on an official 

holiday. 



12. The first thing you consider while planning your marriage date is whether 

you’d get an off around that time for your marriage or not! 



13. You start assessing ‘inherent’ & ‘control’ risk associated with your potential 

girlfriend.



14. Your laptop replaces your wife as your ‘Constant lifelong companion’ 



15. You get to hear this dialog atleast once a day from someone but nothing 

happens, ‘Had hai yaar.. Bahot ho gaya.. Main papers daal raha hoon’ (Enough 

is enough.. I’m resigning)