JOKE-1
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best
of breed.
The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever
seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than
yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance. No
foot, no horse!”
The second horse says, “I’ll allow your legs are just a bit
better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with. I
know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective
work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your
genius ferrier!”
The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, “You’re
right. I stand corrected.”
JOKE-2
Found It!
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens
was no where to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the
lens in her hand.
“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked.
“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. “You were
looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”
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