Doctor: Run 8 km a day for 300 days, n u will loose 34 kg.
After 300 days, Santa called doctor: I have lost my weight but I am 2400 km away from home... :(
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Papa: ye kya....!! tumhare maths me 1 marks ayaa hai ?
Beta: Jab iraado me ho dugni chamak, to hoslo me kyu nhi...!!!
Papa : What?
Beta: Sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa.....aa jaenge... 
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KHATARNAAK DOSTI:
Boy came home late.
Dad: Kaha tha tu..?
Boy: Frnd ke ghar pe.
Dad calls his 10 frnds.
4 answered:
Haan uncle, yahin par tha !
3 answered:
Abhi just nikla hai...
2 answered:
Yahi par hai uncle, padh raha hai....phone du kya ?
1 ne to had hi kar di, he answered:
Haan papa, bolo kya hua..?
bahut hi khatarnaak dosthi hai, lekhin kya karein.. dosthi na ho tho bhi khatarnaak hai
CAclubindia
