This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in BritainBanta Singh walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When we left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fell silent.When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I want to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"He says, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...............................................(Scroll down for the answer)................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ..........I just quit drinking"!!!
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