JOKE

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.



While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.



I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.



Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."



"Yes?"



"I’m sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and "I’m waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say "Hi Tom" ?"



"Sure", replied Bill Gates.



I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.



About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.



A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.



"Hi, Tom," he said.



I replied, "Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting. Don’t disturb me now. I’ll catch up with you later."