Joke

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Postman Knocked The Door....

A Kid Came With Cigrate In Mouth
& Beer In Hand

Postman - Beta Papa Hain?

Kid - "Abay Dhakkan Mujhe Dekh k
Lgta Hay k Baap Ghar Pe Hoga" ..... :D :p

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Teacher : Home work kyu ni kiya ? 

Student : Sir , Light ni thi.

Teacher : to Mom batti jala lete.

Student : Sir, machis ni thi.

Teacher : Machis kyu ni thi. 

Student : Pooja ghar me rakhi thi. 

Teacher : To wahaan se le aate.

Student : Nahaya hua ni tha. 

Teacher : Nahaye kyu ni the. 

Student : Pani ni tha , Sir. 

Teacher : pani kyu ni tha. 

Student : sir , motor ni chal rahi thi.

Teacher : ullu k paththe , motor kyu ni chal rahi thi?

Student : Sir , Aap Ullu ke paththe ho , Bataya to hai , Light nahi thi.

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