IT BOSSES

Mera Boss Gayaa Rangoon,
Wahaan se kiya hai telephooone,
Ke Software Crash hota hai,
Aur kastmar jor se rota hai

* Kar chale, implement,
ye function sathion,
Ab tumhaare hawaale,
core dump saathion.


* Boss Aaya hamaare cubicle mein,
Gazab kee timing hai,
Kabhi hum boss ko,
Kabhi Compu pe chal rahe Game ko
dekhte hain.

* Do hee pal, Office mein,
Guzare Hain Khush hal,
Ik Boss Ke Aaane ke pehle,
Ik Boss Ke Jaane ke baad.

* Yoon-he tum office mein aate ho,
Yaa koi kaam ka iraada hai ?
Fraud mere pehchaanta hee nahin,
Mera manager bhi kitna saadaa hai.


* Hum Hain S/W Engg. bekaar ke,
Hum Se kuchh na boliye,
Jo bhi project hame mile,
Bugs bhar ke code kiye.


* E Mere s/w engg. , kahin aur chal,
Bugs se ye product bhar gaya,
Crash dekh ke customer dar gayaa