banner_ad

Is this called negative attitude or is wisdom?

Humour & Banter 910 views 2 replies

 

 

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

....................................................................

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

....................................................................


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

....................................................................


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

....................................................................


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

....................................................................


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

....................................................................


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

....................................................................


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

....................................................................


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

....................................................................


The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

....................................................................


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

....................................................................


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

....................................................................


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

....................................................................


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

....................................................................


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

....................................................................


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

....................................................................


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


....................................................................

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

 

 

 

 

Replies (2)

crying

hahaha.....


CCI Pro

Leave a Reply

Your are not logged in . Please login to post replies

Click here to Login / Register  

Company
Featured 28 May 2026
SEMI QUALIFIED/ CA DROPOUTS/ ARTICLES

T R SOOD & CO

New Delhi

CA Inter

View Details
Company
29 May 2026
Accounts assistant

Shubh Consultancy

Mumbai

Graduate (Any)

View Details
Company
18 May 2026
MIS Executive

Primarc Pecan Retail Limited

Mumbai

B.Com

View Details
Company
ARTICLESHIP 08 June 2026
Internal & Taxation Article

O P Bagla & Co LLP

New Delhi

CA Inter

View Details
Company
Featured 26 May 2026
Account Executive

SMJ global advisors pvt ltd

New Delhi

B.Com

View Details
Company
26 May 2026
Audit executive

vdsr & co LLP

Chennai

CA Inter

View Details
Company
04 June 2026
Semi Qualified CA

Goyal Puneet & Associates

New Delhi

CA Final

View Details
Company
22 May 2026
Sr. Financial Analyst - Consolidation

Search Synergy

Mumbai

CA

View Details