INDIAN BRAIN..............!!!!!

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in 
Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third,   
from China.                                                               
                                                                           
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.                   
                                                                           
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some           
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I     
figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team 
and $100 profit for me)".       
                                         
                                                                           
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,   
"I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and     
$100 profit for me)".                                                     
                                                                           
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the     
White House official and whispers, "$2,700."     
                         
                                                                           
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure?"                             
                                                                           
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we 
hire the guy from China to fix the fence."       
                         
                                                                           
"Done!" replies the government official.     

Replies (4)

Cheers.................Well practically its right..............

 GOOD ONE

Indians Rockszzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

Yes you r right. Good one

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