INDIAN BRAIN..............!!!!!

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in 
Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third,   
from China.                                                               
                                                                           
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.                   
                                                                           
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some           
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I     
figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team 
and $100 profit for me)".       
                                         
                                                                           
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,   
"I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and     
$100 profit for me)".                                                     
                                                                           
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the     
White House official and whispers, "$2,700."     
                         
                                                                           
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure?"                             
                                                                           
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we 
hire the guy from China to fix the fence."       
                         
                                                                           
"Done!" replies the government official.     

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Cheers.................Well practically its right..............

 GOOD ONE

Indians Rockszzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

Yes you r right. Good one

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