What have Indian advertisements taught
us ???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina
has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall
problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a beautiful wife, make sure your
neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your
absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than
your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can
use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and
recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get
married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to
get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You
will be close to a superman, if you drink
these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer
to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase
it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are
greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is
more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than
people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad
roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without
spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting,
its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music
CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make
mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and daughters
talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is,
he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
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