Imagine Voice Mail in Heaven by God,..Plz Read

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in HeavEN

When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.



If you want to speak to



Lord Ganesha - Press 1



Lord Shiva - Press 2



Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) 



Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance

Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *

You press 1 and get connected to



Ganeshji and hear the Following message :







If you want to make a request - Press 5



For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)



For thanks giving - Press 7



For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the



Customer Support Angel to talk to you

If you would like to hear NARADJI AND HIS

BhajanS (TOLLFREE) while you are holding - Press #







After a few minutes comes the following message :



"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try





again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,





please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your





nearest temple.

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Thank you for calling Heaven,..