IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!

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If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete"
and start all over!

 

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

 

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

 

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

 

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

 

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

 

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

 

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

 

When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

 

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

 

You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.

 

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

 

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

 

Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

 

To undo a mistake, click on "back".

 

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".

 

If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
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Computer Intelligence
 

“Computers are getting smarter all the time.  Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us.  (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’.  I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)”
(Dave Barry)
 
 

“I’ve noticed lately that the paranoid fear of computers becoming intelligent and taking over the world has almost entirely disappeared from the common culture.  Near as I can tell, this coincides with the release of MS-DOS.”
(Larry DeLuca)
 

“The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.”
(Edsger W. Dijkstra)
 
 

“It’s ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes.  You know, less than a compact disc.  The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute.”
(Marvin Minsky)


It's really very nice, Rajesh. Keep it up.

very nice

nice

good one

Nice one...

gud..

reaaly nice one..

 

 

keep sharing

NICE one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very Nice.

gud one

very nice one

man made computers and they rule the world

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