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I Bet, U can't Stop Laughing

Humour 2063 views 29 replies

 

This is
 
..................Ultimate.... ..............
 

I bet u can't stop laughing after reading this.
 

These are Girls profiles taken from SOME MATRIMONIAL SITE. Grammar and spelling errors  have no place in a profile descripttion as everything is straight from the heart!
 
SO LET's HAVE A GR8 FUN
 

~ : Disclaimer : ~
 
I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
 

- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all   field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
 
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
 
send u letter..
 
Thanks
 
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
 
 
 
i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
 
(Wut Homework?)
 
 
 
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every   moments of life. I   love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
 
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
 
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then   why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
 
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
 
 

i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life   because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
 
and love me lot lot lot
 
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
 
 
 
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but   while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
 
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
 

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO   MAKE ANY BODY TO   LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL   MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
 
,THEY ARE
 
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
 
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
 
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
 
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
 
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
 
 
 
whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone   groom   and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp 
 
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl   wants)
 
 
 
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
 
ok
 
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is   suffering from "Ok-syndrome") 
 

 
iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and   father & mother sister completely married
 
(somebody please explain in comments section how to   get married 'completely' ?)
 
 
 
my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me   pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
 
(height of desperation! J )
 
 
 
iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
 
(No comments)
 
 
 
hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run   my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the   good   minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other   caste   accepted ...
 
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
 
 
 
Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is   white. i like social service.
 
(Zebra..???)
 

? SOUND GOOD NA ?
Replies (29)

OMG i never laughed like this...........

Wonderful sharing by you..... bro......

Thanks for sharing

Good sharing of thought Keep it up

HAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA.........................AFTR SUCH A LONG TIME LAUGHED SO LOUD..THANKS ATON FOR SHARING THIS...

ha ha aha ha haha aahhahahhahaahahh:P

Totally Hilarious..and a good stress buster...Seriously just cant stop laughing...:)

Thanks for sharing.....:)

:):):):):):)

:) thanks for sharing

Originally posted by : Sreya

Totally Hilarious..and a good stress buster...Seriously just cant stop laughing...

Thanks for sharing.....

:):):)

hahhahah.................

 

very funnyyyyy

:D

isse toh copmedy show me hone chahiye tha , full on comedy ha ha 

Thanks sir...

Really very funny..i can't control my laugh anymore..

Thanks to all for replying :)

Originally posted by : CA.ViVeK M ACA

Good sharing of thought Keep it up


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