Wife : Had you lunch ?
Husband : Had you lunch ?
Wife : I am asking you, had you lunch ?
Husband : I am asking you, had you lunch ?
Wife : Please don't copy me, had you lunch ?
Husband : Please don't copy me, had you lunch ?
Wife : I Love You..
Husband : I Had Lunch
Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
Santa : Tu office me to bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kyaa ho jaata hai ??
Banta: Hota to sher hi hun, DURGA sawaar ho jaati hai...!!!
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