Just for Fun....
Wife : Agar mai Everest Mountain pe chadhun to aap mujhe kyaa doge ????
Husband : Le, issme puchhne waali kyaa baat hai.....'DHAKKA'...!!!
Husband asks his Angry Wife: What will you do if I win a lottery ??
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Wife: I will take Half and Leave You Forever...!!
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Excellent Husband says. I won Rs.50. Here is Rs.25, now GET LOST...!!!!
Dost: Biwi se jhagda (quarrel) solve hua kyaa ??
Santa : Ghutno pe chal k aayi thi mere paas..
Dost : Kyaa boli ????
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Santa : Boli bister ke neeche se nikal aao, ab nahi maarungi..!!!!
Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai. Saboot ke tor pe Ungli (fingure) bhej raha hun..
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Husband: Saboot pakka nahi hai, Mundi bhej Mundi...!!!
Patni : Agar mai kho gayee to tum kyaa karoge ??
Pati : Nirmal Baba ke paas jaunga..
Patni : Tum kitne achhe ho. Kyaa kahoge unse ??
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Pati : Kahunga Baba aapki kripa ho gayee...!!!!
Patni : Kal (tomorrow) hamari shadi kii 5th anniversary hai, aap mujhe kahan le chaloge ??
Pati : Andaman Nicobar Island par..
Patni : Wow, Great. Aur hamari 10th anniversary par ??
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Pati : Tab Tumhe wapas lene aaunga...!!!
Patni : Aap bahut bhole ho, aapko koi bhi ullu banaa sakta hai..!!
Pati : Tune bilkul sahi kaha.........aur shuruat tumari maa (mother) ne kii....!!!!
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