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Humor: some quick ones...

Geeta

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

26 October 2012  

 


* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Cheque books.

* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the
prices of new car.

* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into
men when they drink.

* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

* Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

* Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you
into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

 

 
 

 

 



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SANJIV KUMAR JHA

SANJIV KUMAR JHA (CA-FINAL,ARTICLE) (37 Points)
Replied 26 October 2012

good collection

 

 

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@VaibhavJ (Believe!! Live your dreams!)   (33521 Points)
Replied 26 October 2012

hehehe!!

Nice... made me laugh..

Cheerz//Vabs


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@VaibhavJ (Believe!! Live your dreams!)   (33521 Points)
Replied 26 October 2012

hehehe!!

Nice... made me laugh..

Cheerz//Vabs



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Sathish M

Sathish M (Management Accountant) (40581 Points)
Replied 26 March 2013

yesyesyes



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