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SHASHIDHAR (DATA ANALYST/ STUDENT)     06 December 2011

##### SHASHIDHAR
DATA ANALYST/ STUDENT
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HR and Salary Joke
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his
HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR
Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to
sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK

srinivass (CA Final)     06 December 2011

##### srinivass
CA Final
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Superb sir.........................really awesome...................

# HR-HIGH RISK ........NICE ACCRONYM

swathi (Accounts Officer)     06 December 2011

##### swathi
Accounts Officer
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Its very nice.........

CA LALIT WADHWA (FRESHER)     07 December 2011

FRESHER
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man-sir i did't work on weekends holidays etc...lets say 115 days..remaining 250 days...n 8 hours per day...2000hours...pay me 4 dat...

manager- congrats u r being promoted...

MORAL-DONT MESS WD C.A's

mahetaab (ca)     07 December 2011

##### mahetaab
ca
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superbbbbbbbbbbbb!

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