how to skip from work........

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There are several ways to skip from work or to take a leave.........

 

1. I have to take my mother to the doctor.

2. I have to take my minister to the doctor.

3. I have to take my doctor to my minister.

4. I think I left the iron on.

5. I think I left the water on.

6. I think I left the refrigerator on.

7. I’m getting married, and I have to go pick out rings.

8. I’m getting married, and I have to take a blood test.

9. I’m getting married, and I have to figure out to whom.

10. I’m having my eyes checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won’t be able to work afterwards.

11. I’m having my ears checked this noon, and they put drops in them so I won’t be able to work afterwards.

12. I’m having a root canal.

13. I’m having a tax audit.

14. I need to break into my kid’s piggy bank while he’s not home.

15. I’m arranging financing for a car.

16. The couch I ordered umpteen weeks ago has arrived and this was the only time they could deliver it.

17. The refrigerator I ordered umpteen weeks ago has arrived and this was the only time they could deliver it.

18. I’m being sent to the moon by NASA.

19. It’s Dayton’s Warehouse Sale.

20. My back aches.

21. My stomach aches.

22. My hair aches. (This is more acceptable than “I have a hangover,” especially if offered in the early afternoon.)

23. My central air conditioning won’t stop running, and the goldfish are getting freezer burn.

24. Both my furnace and my central air conditioning won’t stop running. The goldfish are fine but my basement is about to explode.

25. I have to go to the airport to pick up my mother.

26. I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister.

27. I have to go to the airport to pick up my minister’s mother.

28. My broker needs to talk with me about diversification.

   

 

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Thanks for giving such a wonderful solution to my problem.........

I think article clerks should be banned from reading such innovative ideas during articlehip period!!!!!!!!! and ban should be extended for the period of  their service with  professionals!!!!!!!!!

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