How to keep a woman happy

HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A psychologist

15. A pest exterminator

16. A psychiatrist

17. A healer

18. A good listener

19. An organizer

20. A good father

21. Very clean

22. Sympathetic

23. Athletic

24. Warm

25. Attentive

26. Gallant

27. Intelligent

28. Funny

29. Creative

30. Tender

31. Strong

32. Understanding

33. Tolerant

34. Prudent

35. Ambitious

36. Capable

37. Courageous

38. Determined

39. True

40. Dependable

41. Passionate

42. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

43. Give her compliments regularly

44. Love shopping

45. Be honest

46. Be very rich

47. Not stress her out

48. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. LEAVE HIM ALONE.